the choot-choots and million billion fifty six squares

mommy's so ruuuuude putting me pictures up like that!!!!! *angry baby face*

today i'm tired agaaaaain ... we were out sooooper early to go to GIANT. boy is giant GIANT! so many things to see!!! i found the diaper aisle most interesting, especially the big bloo pack with the chinese baby on it ... looked like ME!!! tried to tell mommy and daddy - i think they got it!!

then we took daddy's vroom-vroom to this other place mommy and daddy called square. but it had a lot more corners than million billion fifty six that squares supposed to have!

we walked into this store and mommy went crazy and bought me lots of things. yay! for example ... i have two-ty ninety eight new pairs of socks and a brand new huggable jacket for when we go to million billion fifty six squares again! it's cold ~ brrr!

then we met aunty farah uncle brian again and aunty farah fussed over me again hehe ... she brought me up and i saw many many things!!! we were at a swimming pool and there were little choot-choots going past. and aunty farah made me laugh and laugh when she talk ... she's always babbling and babbling very loudly don't she know i don't understand??? hehe ..

then we went to another place with hundred onety nine people and the same funny smell ... and i was soooo tired i just slept. and then and then I HAD A NIGHTMARE and i called out to mommy but she ignored me for so long that it made me sad so i started crying ... and THEN she opened me spaceship and huggies meeeeee ... uhoohoohoo i'm so sad just thinking about it!!!!

shortly after we went home.



yesterday i had fun too!!! mommy's mommy and daddy that means me grand-daddy and grand-mommy came and grand-daddy carried me and i saw many many things around the house! when mommy took me into our room, i decided to tell her about aaaaalllll the things i saw! when she brought me back out grand-daddy and grand-daddy and grand-mommy and grand-mommy all said they could hear our conversation! i'm so embarassed!

then mommy took me in again for my last meal and made her happy by drinking the WHOLE bottle!! then i sleep and dream!

Excuse me while I hijack

Have you EVER seen anything quite this cheeken macdoodle??? ~ Raheel's mommy

I am soooooooo tired!!!

me mum & dad kept me up aaaalllll weekend!!!

on saturday, mummy brought me to this place with lots of tables & chairs & pooters! then auntie waileng whom i just met few days ago kissed & hugged & kissed & hugged me. I smelt of her again! bleargh!!!

then they brought me to visit me great-granddaddy. he is in hospital in a room all to himself. mummy wouldn't let daddy bring me in, but I heard her say great granpa is staybel for now. what's staybel? & why for now? what will he be afterwards?

then they brought me up this hill ... daddy got to twirl and twirl his round toy up this winding road. i'm intrigued by his round toy i can't seem to peel my eyes away from it everytime we're in the bumpy thing that makes all the trees run outside the window. i want one too when i grow up!!!

at the hill, mummy had to work extra hard to push me spaceship up. i think it's the beeg wheels. but she went & said "Raheel! what have you been eatin' you're so heavy now!" & i said back "EXCUSE ME! you're the one that pushes to bottles to meee!" but of course they're lost in their own world & just ignore what i say. it's so hard being a baybee!!!

i fell asleep at the hill becos i was soooooo tired! i missed a gazillion naps!!!

then on sunday mum & dad brought me out to this other place where the rest of the world was - there were so many people!!! then this auntie & uncle came ... & this auntie was so interesting! she kept babbling & babbling & she had a loud booming voice which made me laugh & laugh.

i liked it when she carried me her belly was so comfortable! & there were sooooo many interesting things to see!!! there were other people & faraway things & small people running around and shouting & funny things shooting out of the ground and small people rolling around in the funny things. i heard mummy say they were swimming ... but how can?? there's no swimming pool!!!

then mum & dad brought me to this place that was soooooo noisy & smelt funny but by then i was just soooooo tired i buried me face in the spaceship & went to sleep!

finally woke up this morning & was sooooooooooo happy that i laughed & squealed, which made me mummy laugh too!

but today was horrible tho! mummy brought me to this place with this pretty girl man who poked a cold thing on my chest. it was the same cold thing that the two other boy mans always poke me with whenever we visit!

then they put this cup over me face & poke a lot of warm air monsters up me nose! like ... A LOT! i screamed & wailed to make it stop but all mummy did was hold me & babbled & babbled but i didn't even know wot she was saying becos the warm air monster was climbing up me nostrils!!!

then the pretty girl man poked a straw into me nose!!!! it felt horrible!!! it felt like having a straw poked into me nose!!!

when it was all over i cried & cried & mummy held me. heeee ...

then we visited another place with a lot of people. mummy almost got into a fight there. she wanted to join this long line with lots of people, but then this boy man with a funny speaking voice told her she can't becos the place was too small & me spaceship wouldn't fit?

then me mummy said "so wot you want me to do? i'm alone with my baby." in a very serious voice. then the boy man said "i dunno lah i dunno."

what is dunno? & what is lah?

but mummy joined the people anyway. heee go mummy!

i'm back home now! mummy lost my moomoo so we had to wait for daddy to get me a new one on his way back. so while we were waiting i decided to recount today's horrible visit with the straw thing. i think she got it becos she kept hugging me & singing. but i kept telling her my story - i can't stop until i get my moomoo! becos wot will me mum do until then?? someone had to entertain her!!!

so daddy came home & pushed a new moomoo into my mouth but i really didn't care becos my pillow was calling me "Raheel! Raheel come join us!"

been concussed in my cot since then & writing this out now using sheer baby will power & magic fairy dust from me dreams!!!

the number twenty two hundred and three thirty eleven!

hi. me name's Raheel. i'm a little over a million months old. i think. i can't count yet!!! i been here forever!

i spend me weekdays with me gran who babbles to me a lot.

when mommy comes home she kisses and babbles and teases and kisses and kisses and kisses me. when i want to see the world, i'll whine and make the cutest face ever, and then me mommy will ask "you wanna come up??" and then she'll pick me up and put me over her shoulder and i get to see the world!

i love it!! i turn left and right and left and right and make sure me eyes are BEEEG so they can see everything. too bad when me eyes open beeg so does me mouth and i end up drooling on whoever all the time. teehehe ... something for everyone to remember me by!

sometimes daddy will come in and kiss me and hug me. daddy likes to kiss me nose. but his stubbles make me nose itch! & he likes to blow hot air from his mouthie which makes me frown ... me mum calls it dragon breath. what's dragon breath?

when i get tired, mommy will change me nappy & give me me milk ... I like having me milk. cos I get to put me hands on the bottle and tell everyone "this is me milk and this is me bottle! me milk, me bottle, me milk and ... me milk is all MINE!!!"

and then i go sleep!